The First Post Blues

I need a first post,
but got nothin to say.
If I don't post something,
the blog goes away.
Gotta be something witty,
that'yll bring people back.
I'm in some trouble now,
'cause I ain't got jack.

I got the blues.
I got the first post blues.
I got the need-to-post-something-but-my-mind's-a blank-don't-want-to-be-boring-first-post-blues.